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For the story to be told in full, The Mighty Progerians wish it to be known that they formed in a northern suburb of Brussels by the name of Laeken.

Now although it may not be Brooklyn, it’s pretty damn the shit anyway.

It has been scientifically observed for instance that men tend to wear track suits, put on weight and favor bottom range trainers.  Girls on the other hand yak noisily on the phone, wear their jeans in indecent manor and procreate at a young age.

To add insult to injury, they even sat a king there!

In typical textbook psychological compensation, The Progerians endeavor to take it back to the days when there was still a sense of style about. So they bought the suits.

The forefront of musical advancement in Laeken surely remains techno with a kick drum.

The Progerians were left with no alternative other than to counter strike with some punk rock, some melody, some sweat and some laughs.

And so they did.